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Al Del Beneread more
Al Del Bene, born near the end of the 20th century, started doing comedy in Boston at the age of 18, then quickly became a staple of New York City’s underground comedy scene. After bleeding NY dry of every last joke about how miserable living there made him, Al moved to sunny LA, and has... |
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They say that married men live longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.
- ahudson1982
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When you grow up poor and go to public schools you don't even consider the possibility that you might be white trash. Mostly because there is always someone white trashier than you.
I'm definitely NOT white trash. I'm actually mixed: half-white, half-trash -- my mom is from the South and my dad has teeth. But looking back at my childhood, I realize much of it had the trappings of trash.
Yes, I dipped occassionally, but I never had the worn white denim ring on the outside of my back jeans pocket from the perpetual Skoal can.
Yes, it was public school, but it was also very PROGRESSIVE -- we were mainlining retards by the meaty fistful.
As a matter of fact, Virginia public schools were teeming with retards when I was there. Listen: I know "retards" isn't PC, but I'm talking Downs Syndrome kids -- if anyone can truly capture the comic essence of the word "retard," it's these drooling, straight-banged bastards (why do they ALWAYS have the same haircut).
And speaking ...
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