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Al Del Beneread more
Al Del Bene, born near the end of the 20th century, started doing comedy in Boston at the age of 18, then quickly became a staple of New York City’s underground comedy scene. After bleeding NY dry of every last joke about how miserable living there made him, Al moved to sunny LA, and has... |
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Joke of the Day
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those thirty years they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her so he always used a big dildo on her.. all these years she had no clue. One day she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said " I knew it asshole" "explain the dildo" . He said "fuck you whore, explain the kids"!
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Blog Posts
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Am I white trash?
And if so, am I proud?
When you grow up poor and go to public schools, you don't consider the possibility that you might be white trash. Mostly because there is always someone white trashier than you.
I'd like to think I'm NOT actually white trash. I'm mixed: half-white, half-trash -- my mom is from the South and my dad has teeth. But looking back at my childhood, I realize much of it had some dubious trash trappings.
Yes, I dipped occasionally, but I never had the worn white denim ring on the outside of my back jeans pocket from the perpetual Skoal can.
Yes, it was public school, but it was also very PROGRESSIVE -- we were mainlining retards in my high school by the meaty fistful.
As a matter of fact, Virginia public schools were teeming with retards when I was there. Listen: I know "retards" isn't PC, but I'm talking "Down's Syndrome" kids -- if anyone can truly capture the comic essence of the word "retard," it's these drool...
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