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April Macie

April Macie

Do you remember the girl in your high school who had a horrible rumor spread about her? It might have involved a football team, a dog, and some peanut butter or processed meat. Well, that girl in Easton, Pennsylvania, was April Macie. Where did she turn for comfort? Not to her family, 'cause they're all crazy. Crazy or drunk, oh yeah, or slightly retarded. Where do you go when you're an outcast in school and your family tree is rotten? While some might sit rocking in the fetal position, slowly humming "Copacabana (At the Copa)," others might turn to the Lord, but Macie turned to promiscuity. Promiscuity and then comedy.

With her irreverent brand of overtly sexual humor, she attempts to break down double standards and lend her voice to sexually dissatisfied women everywhere. Macie would like to add that she doesn't really know what irreverent means, but she's heard a lot of other comics use it and thought it sounded kinda cool. "Her comedy is searingly honest," said this guy she knows from working at Hooters, who came to see her show one time. Although she has only been doing comedy for a short period of time, she has been using comedy as a defense her entire life. She loves to perform, and her favorite role to play is victim. For Macie, comedy isn't a career, comedy isn't even a choice. Comedy is a calling!!! She totally stole that quote from Bernie Mac, but it's soooo great and she truly believes it is her calling. Macie also loves to talk about herself in the third person and thinks bios are retarded.