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The Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance - 2

Maronzio Vance ponders people's ability to remember phone numbers, while Kevin is obsessed with 50 Shades of Grey.

Maronzio Vance

Maronzio Vance

If you’re looking for someone who knows the meaning of the word "no," then keep looking, because if you ask anyone who knows him, Maronzio Vance refuses to acknowledge the word even exists.

Vance has been making people laugh for as long as he can remember. This witty, sarcastic, observation storytelling North Carolina born comedian/actor refuses to accept the fact that he comes from the South just because his state starts with North. He once waited in a men's bathroom for two and a half hours for a chance to meet the Crown Royal Kings of Comedy. It is something he has vowed never to do again, unless he has something to do besides pull-ups in the stalls.

If you haven't seen him in any local bathrooms exercising, you may have seen Vance on The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Wanda Sykes' Wanda Does It, BET's Comicview, Showtime at the Apollo, or the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival.

Maronzio Vance COMEDY VIDEOS

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The Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance - 2

Maronzio Vance ponders people's ability to remember phone numbers, while Kevin is obsessed with 50 Shades of Grey.

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Sexy Banana Eating
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Maronzio Vance - Sexy Banana Eating

Don't eat a banana near Maronzio Vance, or you just might end up being the butt of his joke.

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Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance

Moranzio Vance fights for the right to receive correct change at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Hollywood, CA, home of the best stand up comedians.

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