BIOGRAPHY 

My name is Aziz Ansari. I'm a superstar comic living in Los Angeles. I'm all about telling jokes and getting my thing sucked. I'm the only comedian in history to have my own DJ and hypeman, DJ Ol' Youngin'. I would write more, but it's hard to type when I have my head in between some t*tties. Aziz Ansari out.

Ansari on Randy:
"I've heard comedians talk about getting their d*ck sucked before, but never in such a hilarious and insightful way as Randy." - Ansari after a set at the Improv in September.

"Randy jumped eight feet from one side of the stage to next. Incredible!"- Ansari after a set at the Laugh Factory where he jumped eight feet from one side of the stage to the other.

"After seeing that show, all I can say is if I was a girl, I wouldn't be giving you this quote, I'd be sucking Randy's d*ck." - Ansari after a college gig at the University of California, Berkeley.