Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.