Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Assistant: "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
Boss: "Certainly not!"
Assistant: "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."