As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.