Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, "Honey what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."