Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her