Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.