Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.