What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”