Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.