Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!