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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

coolwatters

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"

Alphabeat

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Anonymous

Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.

marty

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of buns." I said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!"

Plastereds...

Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.

michael

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"

tigerfire

Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb!

Anonymous