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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.


I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The waitress replied, "I'm sorry, but we're all out of buns." I said, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!"


Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb!


Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

typical joker

Hickory Dickory Dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got away with minor injuries.

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.


A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."
"Great, but why the wooden leg?"
"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."
"Amazing! But why the bloody wooden leg?"
"Well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!"

Crown Footy

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!


What do you do with a dog that doesn’t have any legs? You take him for a drag.


Q: Where do sharks go on their holidays?
A: Finland.


Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!