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A man's big rottweiler has been losing its vision, so the owner brings the dog to the vet. The veterinarian picks the dog up and says, "I will have to put him down." The owner asks, "Why? Because he's blind?" The vet replies, "No, he's heavy. I need to put him down."

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Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

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Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.

Repor9

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A Robber Duck.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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