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What is a dentist's favorite Dinosaur? A Flossorapter

Meohmy

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

oscar3kings

Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.

Anonymous

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

TheLaughFa...

Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle

RainMan500

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
A: "Dam."

ink123

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "If you can make that horse over there laugh, you can get free drinks for the rest of the night." The man walks over, says something to the horse, it laughs, and he walks back over to the bar to collect his free drinks. The next night, the man goes back to the bar and the bartender asks the man if he can make the horse cry. The man walks over, does something to the horse, and it starts to cry. The bartender asks, "How did you make it cry?" The man replies, "Well, to make the horse laugh last night I told it I had a bigger dick and to make it cry tonight I showed it."

Anonymous

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_...

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

nimabeni

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

Anonymous

What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.

amandadean526