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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.

Anonymous

Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.

michael

Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb!

Anonymous

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"

tigerfire

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.

TheLaughFa...

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

What do you do with a dog that doesn’t have any legs? You take him for a drag.

Anonymous

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

Anonymous

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

Gabe Neaveill

What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods. Cats think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God."

abilioperez

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Brett rose...

Where do cows go on friday night?
To the MOOOOOvies

Anonymous