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Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Q: Why do birds fly South for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk.

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