Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.