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joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.

michael

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

KoolKDog

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"

tigerfire

Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb!

Anonymous

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.

TheLaughFa...

What do you do with a dog that doesn’t have any legs? You take him for a drag.

Anonymous

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

Rexx

Where do cows go on friday night?
To the MOOOOOvies

Anonymous

Q: Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
A: Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

cupquake

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

Gabe Neaveill

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

Anonymous