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Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

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What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.

Susan7777

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Anonymous

Q: What happens when you cross a shark with a cow?
A: I don't know but I wouldn't milk it.

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