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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A snail entered a police station and told an officer, "I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!" The officer replied, "Why that's terrible. Did you get a good look at them?" "No sir, it all happened so fast!"

jake9364

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

karrie76

Want to hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud.

tambro

Q: Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
A: Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

cupquake

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Q: What do you call a bulldog and shih tzu crossbreed?
A: Bullshit.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

I Rindflei...

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

Anonymous

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher then the average house due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house can't jump?

JJ le roiche

A crab walks into a bar and asks for something to drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we do not serve food."

weston

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.

the Joker