Want to hear a dirty joke? The white horse fell in the mud.
Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.
There are 2 cats. The one two three cat and the un deux trois cat. They had a race across the English Channel. Which cat won? The one two three cat because the un deux trois cat cinq.
Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?