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Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

Q: What do you give a pig who wins a medal at the Olympic games?
A: A pork medallion.

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Anonymous

Why are worms great at poker? They have five hearts.

jack23miersch

What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Anonymous

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
A: Claude.

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the house. Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

farzam

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!

TheLaughFa...

How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end smiles.

Rubym8

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Aayush Raman