joke bank - Animal Jokes

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Aayush Raman

Q: What do you call a bulldog and shih tzu crossbreed?
A: Bullshit.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? A: A dino-sore.

I Rindflei...

Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

Anonymous

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!

Anonymous

Q: Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
A: Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

cupquake

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.

the Joker

Q: How do you capture a polar bear? A: You dig a hole in the snow and set peas around it. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole

Fevedaddy

A bear is chasing a bunny when all of a sudden a djinni appears and grants them each three wishes. The bear, being very selfish, wishes that all the bears in his forest were female and instantly it is done. Then the bunny wishes he had a lifetime supply of carrots in his backyard. For his next turn, the bear wishes that all the other bears in his entire nation were female. The bunny wishes for a motorcycle. Finally on the last wish, the bear wishes that all the other bears on the whole earth were female. The bunny wishes that the bear was gay and rides home on his motorcycle.

HAHA

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

Dmontiel23

Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!

sarainthesky