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joke bank - Animal Jokes

NASA put a bunch of cows into orbit. They call it the herd shot round the world.


Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

JacyBro Rose

Q: Did you hear about the promiscuous reptile?
A: It got gator AIDS.

Philip S

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.


Pick up line: "Are you a beaver because damn!"

Chase Azevedo

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.


Q: What's a bunny's favorite restaurant? A: IHOP.


Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!


Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.


Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Aayush Raman

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time, and reminds him to be still and keep quiet. An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe." Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me, but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"


With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.