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joke bank - Animal Jokes

A giraffe walks into a bar, looks around, and says, "Well guys, I guess the highballs are on me!"

Mark My Words

Q: Why can't an emu fly? A: It never books a flight

Anonymous

A man went to a restaurant, sat down, and there was a frog at the table. He asked him what he had to eat, and the frog replied, "Riblets."

mmartin

What do you call a ham you really want? Pork-you-pine!

frankczajka

Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other? Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

nomoney20

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Thoughtusawus.

tsfairley

A horse goes into an Irish Pub and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

MonyHF

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.

Anonymous

What does a Seiko watch and an elephant have in common? They both come in quarts!

lcoletto

Bob asked, "What do you think who has the best eyesight?" Jim replied, "Birds have the best eyesight." Bob asked, "Why?" Jim replied, "Because birds don't need to wear glasses."

Mouna

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?


A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish

Anonymous

One night a Deer, a Skunk and a Duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the Skunk didn't have a scent, the Deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the Duck's bill.

Anonymous