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joke bank - Animal Jokes

How do you make a horse laugh? Tell him your schlong is bigger than his. How do you make a horse cry? Show him.

vlewisbehr

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Thoughtusawus.

tsfairley

Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other? Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

nomoney20

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and my rooster got his foot stuck in your donkeys butt, what would you have? Two feet of my c*ck in your ass.

rudedogg1

What do you call a blender full of laboratory monkeys? Rhesus pieces.

durhamc

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.

Anonymous

A giraffe walks into a bar, looks around, and says, "Well guys, I guess the highballs are on me!"

Mark My Words

Q: Why can't an emu fly? A: It never books a flight

Anonymous

How do you make an elephant float? You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

AgentLP

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Anonymous

What do you call a ham you really want? Pork-you-pine!

frankczajka

A horse goes into an Irish Pub and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

MonyHF