Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!