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Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep.

mgrector

Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

paigelady

How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

aah12000

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme