Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.