Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.
A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”