A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."