What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.
What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep.
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.