The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!