Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
Hitler and his associates are having a discussion. Hitler says, "Kill 6 million Jews and a cat." One of his associates replies, "Mein Fuhrer, why must we kill a cat?" Hitler then exclaims, "See, no one cares about the Jews."
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.