The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.