What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.