Hitler and his associates are having a discussion. Hitler says, "Kill 6 million Jews and a cat." One of his associates replies, "Mein Fuhrer, why must we kill a cat?" Hitler then exclaims, "See, no one cares about the Jews."
Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.