What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.