Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.