How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.