How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.
This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."