A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.