Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.