This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.