This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.
Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.