Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.