Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.