Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."