Q: How do they know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.
Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.