Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.
Q: How do they know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.