What do you call a woman with no boobs? A pirate's delight, or a sunken chest.
What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican? A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.
Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.