Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
Q: How do they know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that's a big word for a nine year old.
Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.