Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.
Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.