A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.
Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.