Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.