Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
What do you call a woman with no boobs? A pirate's delight, or a sunken chest.
What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican? A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.