Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
Q: How do they know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!