Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.
Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.