Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that's a big word for a nine year old.
Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.