What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican? A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.
A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
Q: What do you call a lady that is stuck to a lamppost?
A: A lamppost lady.
Why do women have one more brain cell than a horse? For managing not to drink the water from the bucket while she sweeps the floor.