Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."