The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that's a big word for a nine year old.
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.