Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.