How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.