Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A: The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.