Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
Red Riding Hood was a bad bitch. She looked so f*cking good, damn! When she got to grandmas, the wolf jumped out and said, "Damn bitch, Imma f*ck the sh*t outta you." Red pulled a glock out her basket and said, "Nah motherf*cker, you're gonna eat me like the story said."
Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common?
A: Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."