Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
Red Riding Hood was a bad bitch. She looked so f*cking good, damn! When she got to grandmas, the wolf jumped out and said, "Damn bitch, Imma f*ck the sh*t outta you." Red pulled a glock out her basket and said, "Nah motherf*cker, you're gonna eat me like the story said."
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.