What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.