What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”
What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep.