How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?
A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.