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Ben: "Dad, there is a hole in my shoe."
Dad: "Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot."

YOLOSWAG36...

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket.

Anonymous

Q: Why is a river rich? A: Because it has two banks.

ISHA KHANNA

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, "Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest says, "No son, you're not." So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" Then the priest says, "No son, you're not." Finally, the drunk had enough and said, "Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, "Jesus Christ, you're back AGAIN?"

Kacie Weggies

A redneck's last words are always, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Anonymous

Q: What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A: A candle.

Anonymous

Q: Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
A: Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!

cupquake

Q: What says "Eoo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

joke bank

Q. What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

A. Go for the juggler.

Anonymous

A girl asks her father, " Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?" " No," says her father, " it rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?" " Not exactly," says the girl. " Why does it rain on the sidewalk?"

JKLouw

Q. Why are mountains not just funny?
A. They are also hill areas.

JxDtv

A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end." His master said, "Here, have some chewing gum."

Anonymous