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joke bank - Clean Jokes

A prisoner was freed from prison and yelled: I'm free, I'm free at last!" and a kid replied "So what? I'm four"

David Wils...

Simba was moving too slowly, so I told him to Mufasa!

Anonymous

Q: why did the skeleton refuse to got to the prom
A: because he had noBODY to dance with

Partypoope...

Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.


(Troll Face)

Anonymous

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Do not cry it is only a joke

Anonymous

There was a plane and it had 5 people in it: a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest and a blonde girl. The plane driver said that the plane was going to crash so one of them has to jump off without a parachute because there was only 4 so they were talking to each other about who was going to jump off without a parachute. The president spoke first and he said " I run a part of this earth so I should get a parachute" so he jumped off with one. Then the blonde girl spoke and she said " I look beautiful so I should get one too" so she jumped off with one. The next person to speak was the lawyer and he said " I help people solve their problems so I should get one" so he jumped off with one. Now there was only two people left: a priest and the teenage boy. The priest said to the boy " here you take the last parachute and go because you will live a longer life then me" but then the boy said "no, it's all right because there is still 2 parachutes left. The blonde girl only took my backpack".

Super Joke...

Place:mental hospital
Doctor:what is wrong with you?
Patient:I wrote a 500 page book
Doctor:what did you write about?
Patient:I wrote a king started going to the jungle with his horse and in the last page he arrived at the jungle
Doctor:what did you write in the other 498 page
Patient:tigdik tigdik tigdik
Tigdik tigdik and so on the other 493 pages
Doctor:you idiot.who will read it
Patient:I will put it on watazapp and some idiot will read it

Naveed

Boy: what's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
Girl: what about the pot of glue?
Boy: I knew you'd get stuck there!

Redpony ??...

Q:What Do Tree's Drink?

A:Root beer

Anonymous

A man was in a restaurant one day and then he suddenly realized he had to pass gas! And the music was really loud in the restaurant so he let it out! But, then he realized he was listening to his iPod music

Anonymous

Question :Why do pirates only have 1 eye?


Answer: Because in the word pirate there is only one i


BECKY AND ...

What happend when the duck fell upside-down? He quacked up!

Anonymous