Whats the difference between a girls snowman and a boy snowman?
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.