On New Year's Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to stand next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck midnight, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.