Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
What is a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap!
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmastime? Because they were originally made for children but fathers want to play with them.