Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. The stuffing.
Whats the difference between a girls snowman and a boy snowman?
What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.