What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!