Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, "What present are my sister and I going to get?" The dad answers, "I got you guys an iPad and iPod." "Wow, thanks," the son replies, "What will you give mom?" The dad says, "Your mom is getting an iRon."
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.