Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.