Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why did the snowman drop his pants?
A: Because he heard the snow blower was coming.
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
What is a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap!