What is a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap!
Q: Why did the snowman drop his pants?
A: Because he heard the snow blower was coming.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmastime? Because they were originally made for children but fathers want to play with them.