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joke bank - How to be Insulting

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and only gave 10 to live."


Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"


Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

That Rando...

How to be Insulting in Church: Always try to be half a line ahead of the vicar, and always be as loud as you dare in the responses.

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How to be Insulting in Banks: Put your old sandwiches into the night safe pouch and complain by letter when it's returned to you empty.

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How to be Insulting Abroad: Insist on paying for everything in sterling.

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Obama, Putin and Tony were going for a walk when a giant came up to them.
He told them to bring a human killing machine from their country so as to not die from his wrath. First came Tony with a small pistol, Giant told him to put it up his ass.
then came Putin with AK-47, Giant told him to do the same, Surprisingly Putin was crying and laughing at the same time. The giant asked him why he was crying he said because of the pain, then he asked why he was laughing he then said that Obama was bringing a tank

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