How to be Insulting in Hotels: If you have to get up early, do it with the maximum amount of noise. Run a bath loudly and sing in it.
How to be Insulting on the Beach: Try to find seaweed and drag this along the beach, leaving bits beside other people's places.
How to be Insulting in Church: If you just want to look inside the church, go in when you see the sign 'Service in Progress'. Take photographs with a bright flash-gun.
How to be Insulting to Neighbors: On moving in, erect a fence at least six feet high, with a garish finish on their side.
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Turn up the television when the carol singers arrive and turn off the lights until they go away.