When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum. - LaughFactory

When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake! - LaughFactory

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. - LaughFactory

You are so dumb, you sit on the television and watch the sofa. - LaughFactory

You are such a smart ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. - LaughFactory

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one. - LaughFactory

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals. - LaughFactory

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. - LaughFactory

You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick. - LaughFactory

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one. - LaughFactory

You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light. - LaughFactory

You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part. - LaughFactory

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately. - LaughFactory

You're so fat, you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World. - LaughFactory

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat, people scream, ''Taxi!'' - LaughFactory

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