China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night." - mikey

Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe. - LaughFactory

A Polish man, a German guy, and an American dude, climb a mountain because they each want to make a wish from the genie on the top. When they make it to the top, they find the lamp and all rub it. The genie appears and says, "For your wish to be granted, you must yell it out while you are jumping off of this mountain." So the German jumps off and yells, "I wish to be a fighter plane!" "So be it," the genie says, and the German becomes a plane. The American jumps off and yells, "I wish to be an eagle!" "So be it," the genie says, and the American becomes an eagle and flies away. The Polish man runs to the edge, accidentally trips on a rock, and yells, "I wish to b- oh S**t!" - Rocklee6

How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies! - akozel

Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain." - jtsegal

What does a Mexican order at Starbucks? Cap-a-Chino! - piseisea

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!” - BLUEYEZ74

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk. - mblake73

At first I was surprised the Holocaust happened. And then I watched German Porn. - anonymous

Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving! - salasand

I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it. - RobShock

Nobody starves in America. People in America die from over eating. - pyesley