Miscellaneous Jokes
This is how you know you're really drunk - when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. - sunset67
A woman gave birth at a hospital and the doctor asked, "What will you name her?" The woman thought and said, "I think I'll name her Sarah!" The doctor said, "I'm sorry to inform you miss, but Sarah is not available. But you can try Sarah_2045 or 99_Sarah!" - adrinshojaie
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side. - pnlwest
I told my psychiatrist, "My wife sent me here because I like pancakes." She said, "Liking pancakes doesn't make you crazy. I like pancakes too." I said, "Great! Come down to the house. I got a whole basement full!" - fozthehook
Little Red Riding Hood was walking around in the forest with her basket and suddenly in the distance she sees the Big Bad Wolf. Little Red Riding Hood went up to the wolf and said, "Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such little eyes?" she asked. He responded, "Oh go away you! I'm taking a poop!" - Ascelyn
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The teacher says, "Of course not Johnny." To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants." - lglaugh
When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells good. - Tattooedme1974