Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?" - turtle91

What is the most confusing holiday for black people? Father's Day. They don't know who their dad is. - RIKSTAR

What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail. - Epicurus

What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12. - pnukala21

What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape. - pinoheat

Why are girls plastic? Because they have Visas. - amatlan21

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. - leeyamahar1

A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!" - memcgon

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone." - Colemcfarlane1

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too f*ckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!" - micm1978

Why do mexicans make tamales on Christmas? So they will have something to unwrap. - sponger80

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!” - cabezon

Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer. - ADRIANA89

A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.” - Thrillanmanila

Doctors say, if one sweats a lot, it means that they take showers regularly. I hate sweating. This is why I never shower. - nanorlando