Word Play Jokes
A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like his penis is stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! You've got your penis stuck in a steering wheel!" The pirate replied, "Arrrr, I know! It drives me nuts!" - Sirhc
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup! - mgates4
A man committed suicide by chopping his head off and left a suicide note in his mouth reading, "I don't need no body." - mzkeez
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?" - kiranvirdi
A man said to his friend, "Want to hear a joke about butter?" His friend said, "Sure." The man said, "Nah, I butter not tell you. You might spread it." - acrdns
What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letters! - beauty94
How do you catch a Unique rabbit? You 'neak up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. - tina091979
Two friends Peter and Jack are leaving for the holiday on the same airplane. Peter was sad when he couldn't meet Jack before they get in to the plane. After some time he sees Jack coming up down the aisle and Peter shouted, "HI-JACK!" - joy4life
19 Irishmen go to a cinema. Ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss." - iq81