Holiday Jokes
What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!
- Freddyhz1
On New Year's Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to stand next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck midnight, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
- LaughFactory
Why don't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
- JustineFonseca
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Thanksgiving dinner.
- kbrandow
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrams!
- LaughFactory
What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
- LaughFactory
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
- LaughFactory
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To get some spare ribs!
- kaitlinlenick23
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said.
- LaughFactory
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- LaughFactory
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
- LaughFactory
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
- LaughFactory
Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal? He heard it had great circulation...
- LaughFactory
