Insult Jokes
For my sister's birthday, I decided to finally tell her that her birth certificate was an apology letter from Trojan. She got upset but I said, "Hey don't be upset about that, be upset that the lawsuit money we got was only enough to buy our crappy apartment. Oh, and the clown we hired quit because he said he didn't want to perform for another clown." - BeckyAHauk
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point." - Ascelyn
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
- giggili
You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you. - assyrian
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - zacharyjamess
How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out. - LaughFactory
Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together? They made an ass out of themselves! - LaughFactory
One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. - stepbreaker
If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up! - Micahskatt2