Insult Jokes
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too." - Cutifulone
A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight." - jayandheather
A husband says to his wife, "You know, our son got his brain from me." The wife replies, "I think he did. I still got mine with me!" - shahrzad
For my sister's birthday, I decided to finally tell her that her birth certificate was an apology letter from Trojan. She got upset but I said, "Hey don't be upset about that, be upset that the lawsuit money we got was only enough to buy our crappy apartment. Oh, and the clown we hired quit because he said he didn't want to perform for another clown." - BeckyAHauk
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point." - Ascelyn
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
- giggili
You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you. - assyrian
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - zacharyjamess
How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out. - LaughFactory