Insult Jokes

I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back. - LaughFactory

Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents. - LaughFactory

Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life. - LaughFactory

After reading your previous two posts, I was wondering if you could write more than a one sentence retort, or does the time it takes to figure out a comeback cut into your work time at the sheltered workshop? Retard. - LaughFactory

Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other. - LaughFactory

You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning. - LaughFactory

Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? - LaughFactory

If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke. - LaughFactory

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