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Insult Jokes

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out? - LaughFactory
Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid. - LaughFactory
When Jack was born, his mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. - LaughFactory
When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering. - LaughFactory
When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits. Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half. - LaughFactory
Don't let your mind wander Jack, it's too little to be let out alone. - LaughFactory
A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." - LaughFactory
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. - LaughFactory
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee. - LaughFactory
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. - LaughFactory
I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high. - LaughFactory
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!" - LaughFactory
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face. - LaughFactory
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job. - LaughFactory
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? - LaughFactory
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