Relationship Jokes
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
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Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
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He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
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