Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"
- Jokemoke
Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
- BlairJones
Yo momma's so fat that her Patronus is a cake.
- Vatina200
Yo momma's so hairy, that when you were born, you almost died of extreme rug burn.
- aliciabrieno
Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!
- lastnight
Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.
- Chrishizzle
Yo momma's so bald they had to replace Mr. Clean.
- timmy4eva
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
- imabeast55
Yo momma's so ugly you ran her over with your car
- johon1990
Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
- skillith
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
- pathway06
Yo mamma's so stupid, she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!
- erice
Yo mamma's so dumb that she crunk up her car and walked to work!
- shyan
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
- Repor9
