Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so poor, I asked her where the facilities were and she replied, "Pick a corner, any corner." - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so poor, I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes!" - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said, "Sure thing, it's the fourth tree on your right." - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered, "Lost a shoe?" and she said, "Nope, just found one." - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying, "Who knocked?" - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so poor, when she asked me over to dinner, I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed, "Don't use the good china!" - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so poor, when I asked her why she was kicking that tin can across the street, she said she was moving. - LaughFactory
Yo momma's so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside so she went outside with a spoon. - LaughFactory