Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
- LaughFactory
Yo momma's so old, that when God said, "Let there be light," she had to flip the switch!
- AZDisFUNNY110
Yo momma'so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!
- eMac
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
- JPat2011
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
- maggs
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and Skittles popped out!
- 1girlMari
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"
- melissaanjelica
Yo momma's so old, Moses was in her kindergarten class.
- J4rr3tt
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
- osunasanchez
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.
- Johnii
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
- marquez007
Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.
- mjanet04
Yo momma's so old, she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.
- armenb
Yo momma's so strong, she can drink peanut butter!
- BattleMage
Yo momma's so fat, it took me two planes, a train, and a bike ride just to get on her good side.
- killahjak
