Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?