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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

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Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

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After every sentence i say you say ketchup and rubber buns.

what did you eat for breakfast? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what did you eat for lunch? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what did you eat for dinner? "ketchup & rubber buns."

what do you do when you see a hot girl? "ketchup & rubber buns."

YOU WHERE RUBBING MY GF'S WHAT?!?!

lookatmeno...

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

Anonymous

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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