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They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

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I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back.

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

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I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

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