Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.