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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

Anonymous

When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

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How do you get a Florida State graduate off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.

Jean Bustos

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke.

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He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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