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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

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When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back.

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Q: Whats the first thing a redneck says after having sex for the first time?
A: "Get up dad, you're sittin' on my cigarettes!"

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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