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A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

Anonymous

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

SANDYLAUREL13

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

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You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

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If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke.

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If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot.

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I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back.

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They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

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Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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