My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.