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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

henry allison

Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

kellykelly123

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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