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If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke.

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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

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They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

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I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

mkcastel

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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