joke bank - Insult Jokes

I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!