How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!
Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!
You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!