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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

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Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

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I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

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I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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