Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!
If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!