Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."