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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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