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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.
Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.
A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"
I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.