That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!
You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!
You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?