joke bank - Insult Jokes

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.