joke bank - Insult Jokes

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

How do you make your wife do anything for you?

Answer: Take away her Credit Card

Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.