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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

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