Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!
Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.
Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."