joke bank - Insult Jokes

If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads, running into the wall, thinking it's each other.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.