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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"

Anonymous

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

kellykelly123

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

henry allison

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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