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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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