joke bank - Insult Jokes

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

kellykelly123

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

henry allison

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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