Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."
If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!