When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.