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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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