Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.