Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."
When God was handing out brains, Jack must have been holding the door.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.