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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

henry allison

Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

kellykelly123

You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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