joke bank - Insult Jokes

When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

henry allison

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

mkcastel

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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