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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

henry allison

I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

mkcastel

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a piss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

Christy Gi...

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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