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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

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You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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