Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!
You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."