joke bank - Insult Jokes

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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