Sure, I'd love to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?
You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."