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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Who is Dracula most likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door!

Leonard

A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"

Anonymous

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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You have a face made for radio.

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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

mkcastel

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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