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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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You have a face made for radio.

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

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If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess.

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I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated, but then I remembered that I dont give a damn.

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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?

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