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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Who is Dracula most likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door!

Leonard

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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Obama, Putin and Tony were going for a walk when a giant came up to them.
He told them to bring a human killing machine from their country so as to not die from his wrath. First came Tony with a small pistol, Giant told him to put it up his ass.
then came Putin with AK-47, Giant told him to do the same, Surprisingly Putin was crying and laughing at the same time. The giant asked him why he was crying he said because of the pain, then he asked why he was laughing he then said that Obama was bringing a tank

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

mkcastel

I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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