How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!
That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!