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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess.

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Your sister's so anorexic she has to wear suspenders with her skinny jeans.

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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