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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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How do you make your wife do anything for you?

Answer: Take away her Credit Card

Anonymous

I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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You have a face made for radio.

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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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You're so dumb, you think babies can be found in the infantry.

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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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