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joke bank - Insult Jokes

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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You are such a smart ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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You're so dumb, you think babies can be found in the infantry.

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