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What is the best contraceptive for old people? Nudity.

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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You have a face made for radio.

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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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You're so dumb, you think babies can be found in the infantry.

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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

Anonymous

Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?

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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing

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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

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