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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess.

You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated, but then I remembered that I dont give a damn.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.