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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

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If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life imbecile known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function you possess.

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You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

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I was about to engage in some serious debate about what you just stated, but then I remembered that I dont give a damn.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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Act your age, not your shoe size.

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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

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When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

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