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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

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When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

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Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

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With your last statement and current appearance, you have just answered the question, "Did the white man ever f*ck the buffalo?"

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A man went to the All Stars game with two front row seat tickets. He sat down and then another man asked him if the other chair was taken. The man said " no, it was supposed to be for my wife." The other man said " well where is she? And he said "she died two days ago" from a stroke. The other man said "well thats unfortunate, I'm so sorry for you. But should'nt you give this seat to another family members?" And the man said, "no they're all at the funeral"

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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

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I heard that your brother was an only child.

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Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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He has an IQ of room temperature.

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