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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I'd slap you senseless, but I can't spare three seconds!

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If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

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Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

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A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."


The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."

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A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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He has occassional flashes of silence, which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.

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Obama, Putin and Tony were going for a walk when a giant came up to them.
He told them to bring a human killing machine from their country so as to not die from his wrath. First came Tony with a small pistol, Giant told him to put it up his ass.
then came Putin with AK-47, Giant told him to do the same, Surprisingly Putin was crying and laughing at the same time. The giant asked him why he was crying he said because of the pain, then he asked why he was laughing he then said that Obama was bringing a tank

SEX JOKER

I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. In your case I even recommend it.

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He is always lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory.

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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

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