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joke bank - Insult Jokes

With your last statement and current appearance, you have just answered the question, "Did the white man ever f*ck the buffalo?"

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I heard that your brother was an only child.

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He has an IQ of room temperature.

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Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

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Johnny and Dave own a meat business. they are driving down a dirt road in there meat truck and hit something big bang!!!!! what the hell was that said johnny. Dave said i have know idea. johnny said go have a look. Dave comes back and said we've hit a cow. johnny said is it any good. Dave said its head is crushed. johnny said well cut its head off skin it gut it and put it in the back with the rest. so they drive down the road and hit a sheep johnny said is it any good Dave said yes johnny said skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. they drove down the road a little bit more bang!!!!! what the f*ck was that said johnny i don't know. go have a look said johnny. Dave came back and said we've hit a pig johnny said is it any good yeah skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. dave comes back and says what do you want me to do with his motorbike

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Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

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He has occassional flashes of silence, which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.

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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on television.

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Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

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