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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I'd slap you senseless, but I can't spare three seconds!

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When they were handing out brains, you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one.

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Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

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I heard that your brother was an only child.

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With your last statement and current appearance, you have just answered the question, "Did the white man ever f*ck the buffalo?"

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He has an IQ of room temperature.

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Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

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Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. In your case I even recommend it.

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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on television.

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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

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