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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

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Johnny and Dave own a meat business. they are driving down a dirt road in there meat truck and hit something big bang!!!!! what the hell was that said johnny. Dave said i have know idea. johnny said go have a look. Dave comes back and said we've hit a cow. johnny said is it any good. Dave said its head is crushed. johnny said well cut its head off skin it gut it and put it in the back with the rest. so they drive down the road and hit a sheep johnny said is it any good Dave said yes johnny said skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. they drove down the road a little bit more bang!!!!! what the f*ck was that said johnny i don't know. go have a look said johnny. Dave came back and said we've hit a pig johnny said is it any good yeah skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. dave comes back and says what do you want me to do with his motorbike

jordan

I'd slap you senseless, but I can't spare three seconds!

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With your last statement and current appearance, you have just answered the question, "Did the white man ever f*ck the buffalo?"

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He has an IQ of room temperature.

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I heard that your brother was an only child.

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Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

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Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

kreapsican

I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. In your case I even recommend it.

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