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Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

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You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on television.

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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

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For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind, and all of yours.

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He comes from a long line of real estate people...they're a vacant lot.

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He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

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Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.

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Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.

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I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.

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