joke bank - Insult Jokes

A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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He has occassional flashes of silence, which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

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A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you lick but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

some guy

For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind, and all of yours.

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He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

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He is always lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory.

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He is so short, his hair smells like feet.

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If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

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Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

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You've never been outspoken, no one has ever been able to.

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