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joke bank - Insult Jokes

A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

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He has occassional flashes of silence, which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.

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For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind, and all of yours.

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He is always lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory.

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He is so short, his hair smells like feet.

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If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

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Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

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You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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He comes from a long line of real estate people...they're a vacant lot.

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