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joke bank - Insult Jokes

When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits. Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.

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He is so short, his hair smells like feet.

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If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

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You've never been outspoken, no one has ever been able to.

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A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

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Johnny and Dave own a meat business. they are driving down a dirt road in there meat truck and hit something big bang!!!!! what the hell was that said johnny. Dave said i have know idea. johnny said go have a look. Dave comes back and said we've hit a cow. johnny said is it any good. Dave said its head is crushed. johnny said well cut its head off skin it gut it and put it in the back with the rest. so they drive down the road and hit a sheep johnny said is it any good Dave said yes johnny said skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. they drove down the road a little bit more bang!!!!! what the f*ck was that said johnny i don't know. go have a look said johnny. Dave came back and said we've hit a pig johnny said is it any good yeah skin it gut it chuck it in the back with the rest. dave comes back and says what do you want me to do with his motorbike

jordan

A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you lick but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

some guy

Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the dick in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped

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