joke bank - Insult Jokes

You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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He comes from a long line of real estate people...they're a vacant lot.

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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

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Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.

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Boy: you're really pretty
Girl:thanks
Boy:I wish there was something between us
Girl:I do too
Boy:really?! Like what?
Girl: a wall!

Kitten:3

The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

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You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.

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I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.

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Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the dick in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped

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When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits. Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.

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