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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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You've never been outspoken, no one has ever been able to.

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When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits. Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.

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You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.

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Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.

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I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.

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A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

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A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you lick but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

some guy

Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the dick in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped

Anonymous

You know you are getting old when the smile beside your bedside isn't that same smile. It's your teeth in a jam jar

Anonymous